Thursday, April 25, 2019

SNEAK! - Fucking Brilliant Drink!

Robert R Ricks - 4:50 AM

SNEAK! - Fucking Brilliant Drink!
(As close to perfect a drink as I've ever seen...)

You like to stay up late? Game hard? Need something different to keep those eyes open?

I got you man [or woman]!

OK, a little history. I was scrolling through Instagram or Facebook (Can't recall now, been a while) and saw this wicked bunny logo which caught my attention immediately and I was like "NICE LOOKING FUCKING LOGO!!!!!"

Which you can see here on the packaging. So right off the bat, these muthafuckas is KILLING it from the branding point of view... And then I wonder, "Hmmmmm is it any good? Flavor? Does it work?"

So I order some sample packs and wait. It arrived faster than shit I order domestically (They're in the UK) and I was surprised. I tried out the TropiKilla flavor and was like "DAMN SON!!!! This shit is legit!"

So flavor: DELICIOUS!
Energy: Yup! For dayz!!! (My three teenage kids will also attest to this.)
Cost: Fair as hell.

Do I like sneak?

Ummm, does a bear take a shit in the woods? YUP! (In case you were unsure of the answer...)
I buy the tubs and opt in for the shaker for a few extra bucks which is also branded with the epic fucking bunny. They don't just stop there... No no no… They have a pretty cool website, the hastag for the overall brand is #wearesneak (Which I love!) and I have to say this is about as perfect a beverage product as I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN. Period. End of discussion.

Order - Easy
Delivery - Quick as fuck
Price - Fair
Does what it advertises - Yes
Branding - Packaging is awesome
Extra sumthin sumthin… The scoop has the log on it. The lid has the logo on it... BRANDING is FUCKING PERFECT...

The two flavors I have been drinking lately is the new Strawberry Watermelon and the Blue Raspberry... DOOOOOOOOPE!

I have the hat that I love... And they have a new purple shaker which I'll make sure to snag as well...

Oh, by the way, I am a fucking geek and LOVE collectible shit... I ordered the Blue Raspberry and then saw (for no extra cost) they had an anniversary edition can [1 of 400 cans total] (Note the fucking crown? Yeah, they know they are killing it!!!)

I am expecting great things from SNEAK. I am a proud member now of WeAreSneak… If you want to learn more, go check em out at:

(Yup you guessed it)
WeAreSNEAK.com

You're welcome!

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About Robert R Ricks

Robert Ricks was born August 29th, 1971 on a US Army base in Seoul Korea.

He was raised in the San Francisco Bay Area and moved to Hawaii.

While in Hawaii he became a voracious reader of Fantasy and Sci-Fi with early favorites being the Nine Princes in Amber series by Roger Zelazny as well as the Elric saga by Michael Moorcock.

As a senior in High school, he wrote his first novel entitled “The GodKill” (which has yet to be published.) He would start and stop other stories over the next few decades. To date he has over fifty-five novels in various stages of development (The Magic Really Suck series, The Convergence Series, The Sordid Adventures of Farook Fantook and Jizzy J Series, Angelic Revelations, Infernal Justice, The POET, The Harbinger, Asian Vampire Kitan, Choices, Tatted Soul, Shattered Saint, Brother’s Keeper and Beneath the Park to name just a few).

Ricks has earned his living as a designer building websites, and marketing material. He created and developed and self-published a CCG (Collectible Card Game) entitled the STREET WARriorS in 2004.

He began writing again full force mid-2009 after having a series of surreal dreams that wouldn’t leave him alone (truth be told he has dreams more now than then). He decided to write CONVERGENCE 2012.

After self-publishing the Convergence 2012, he took a break from writing until 2017 when again a set of dreams pulled him back into writing. He challenged himself to write a full trilogy and completed the trilogy in 5 months in raw format and then final edits two months later.

He is married and has three children and a dog. He currently lives in Utah.

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