Synopsis:Gail
O'Brien hates her life… Working at her dead-end job at the local
U-Store-Yer-Stuff, she is tasked with emptying a long forgotten storage
unit. Inside she discovers a mystic blade covered in rust and a puzzle
which offers her power, truth, purpose, and most importantly a life! The catch? She only has 24 hours to figure out the clues of the enigmatic poem and restore the blade to its full potential. Solve the puzzle or die. Simple terms.
The things she'll have to do to solve the puzzle will test her will and her sanity.
I
felt like releasing an audiobook format of The Rusted Blade. Here's
the second part (of two) for you to enjoy.
STREAMTALKING.COM - brings sanity to the chaos of Live Stream
One of the problems with doing Live shows is audience participation. It's not hard to engage them and have conversations, but more a problem with the technology and also audience content cultivation.
The major problem is LAG... There's latency with live streams and to make it easy to follow, if I ask a question, "What's your favorite color?" It will take a few seconds to get to the viewer and then a few more for them to respond. In some cases this LAG will be around 21 seconds. This makes it difficult for a lot of new streamers to work with.
Then add in the problem of streaming to different platforms at the same time. Some streamers are lucky to have a staff of some sort to moderate and hand pick answers.
Add in the chaotic nature of live chat. Asking a question where you are trying to do any real data-mining is reduced to a majority answer of "Yes or No"...
That's where StreamTalking.com comes in. It allows Streamers to ask questions BEFORE the stream and then they can present the results in the live stream.
How do I use it?
With the Real-Time Storytime show, there was a huge time sink in the beginning of the show where users would chat their keyword or phrase and then I had to write it down and have it in a book. The users couldn't see the list in front of them to remind them. When I used the keyword or phrase, I would toggle "Keyword Used" on the screen but they had to remember the words.
You can see it in the video of the show embedded into it:
By using StreamTalking.com the users login and submit them, and then when the show begins I can choose which ones to display on the screen and it stays there for the show. Users can see it, and it also shows the world who has been providing these amazing keywords/phrases.
It has saved me about 10 minutes from what I used to do and that's an extra 10 minutes of actual content for the viewers.
I've also used it on the Angry Jackalope show where I ask questions like "What are some things you'd like to know about me?" and then I would activate only a single User Question at a time and it would show up on my Live stream.
On the Angry Jackalope show I also used it to test and ask questions like "Who do you think will be the next president?" and "How many people do you know who got Covid19?" both of those questions were good tests to see charts.
As a Viewer it is really easy to setup an account... Here's the explanation for Viewers:
You can be part of the shows by signing up as a Viewer at:
So after a break, the show will be resuming and will be streamlined with new technology to speed things up. Traditionally, the show would start and then we'd allow viewers to add a keyword or a phrase. Then as they chatted it into the show, I would transcribe into a book and then have it for reference. It could take anywhere from 5-10 minutes. Sometimes a little longer. Now there's a new way to handle the keyword/phrase submissions.
MAGIC REALLY SUCKS - Book One "Revelation" Podcast Series is complete...
The Podcast began about 10 weeks ago and now it's done so you can check it out by watching the videos below or heading over to your favorite Podcast Sites listed below...:
I got permission to do live readings from my publisher and decided the Real-Time Storytime platform would be a good spot to do it.
You can watch the replay of the LIVE show at the Real-Time Storytime Website (http://www.realtimestorytime.com) or you can check out the PODCAST which has some cleanup and effects added to make it clearer when telepathy is being used with characters.
These reading episodes will become a regular fixture on the RTST show. The next two shows will be Magic Really Sucks readings and then back to normal show style and then more reading.
Jimmie tells his best friend Harry a harrowing tale of blood and
seduction of a beautiful 'fish woman' and her warning to him about an
impending war. Humans will need to prove their place of be
destroyed..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit
Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as
part of the story.
"What started out as a last minute replacement on a stakeout, ends in a
bloody baptism into next level tech and madness for Special Agent Ryan
"Jax" McGraw."
- A H.A.P.P.Y. Corps Story
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit
Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as
part of the story. Tonight's keywords/phrases:
01) Tae Kwan Do
02) Computer Virus
03) Rum Punch
04) Extreme measures
05) Hurricane
06) Black Rider
07) Tasteless
08) Nose Picking
09) Payment
10) Ass Cream
11) Spludge
Halloween is always a fun time and this year I decided I would bring the viewers into the stories and see what would happen... There was four episodes. They are presented here for your enjoyment.
How Many Views Would it Get?
Keywords:
01) Finger Bang 02) Necrofilia 03) Midget ninja hookers
04) Midget hooker nuns
05) Aborted zombie baby
06) Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks everyone
07) Blood sucking moths
08) Strawberry Shortcake (Character)
09) Bikini chainmail on a zombie princess
10) Don't lie, cheat, or steal.. The government hates competition
11) Blueberry cheesecake
12) Lich wizard warrior
Freddy Sucks! Keywords: 01) Dick weed
02) Can't understand normal thought
03) Gallows humor
04) Flash Gordon? Here? For Real? Rescuing me!!!
05) Naked grandma with a dildo
06) When the going gets tough, the tough get going 07) Two naked smurfs
08) A dead skunk in the middle of the road
09) Afternoon delight
10) Slashers
11) Necromancer
12) Hook suspension
13) Ming the Merciless arrives to conquer
14) Conspiracy
Purple People Eater Keywords: 01) Carolina Reaper Suppository
02) WereRottweiler
03) Purple People Eater 04) Gay is the Way
05) Silver Broom
06) WerePanda
07) Don't touch me priest
08) WereRaindeer
09) WereTiger
10) Butt Plug
11) Divorce
12) Fuck China, I mean... Love China
13) Vampire Zombie
Galactic Scavenger Hunt Keywords: 01) Wendigo 02) Bo peep lost her sheep
03) Sea shells
04) X marks the spot under the bed
05) Hypertension
06) Dracula
07) Pursuit
08) Alien leprechauns
09) The world is flat
10) The camo-field keeps them hidden until they strike
11) The creature stood 8' tall
12) A witch's heirloom
13) Jack-o-latern headed invaders
"The Mind of a Killer" - The Real-Time Storytime Show [NSFW]
"Ralph a 'retired' serial killer, wracked with disease and physical ailments near the end of his life, reflects on the glory days of his killings. Content to make his peace and ready for death he is startled as an enigmatic voice begins to partake of his memories and so do previous victims..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Tonight's keywords/phrases:
01) Warm filled colostomy bag
02) Whisky
03) When the going gets rough, the tough get going
04) Tai chi
05) Meaty Pussy
06) Purple matresses
07) Shot in the heart
08) Solar flare
09) Popeyes Dirty Rice
10) Skull fucked
11) Poltergeist
"Something Wicked..." The Real-Time Storytime Show [NSFW]
"Kim Pilialohoa just wanted a nice steaming ono bowl of saimin noodles from her favorite noodle shop after a long hard day of dealing with rude tourist. A chance encounter with a mysterious young schoolgirl named Miko ensnares her in events she has a hard time wrapping her mind around. A monstrous man is after Miko, and Kim has to decide to run or fight... One thing about Kim... She never runs away from a fight."
[Urban Fantasy, Horror - Violence and language] Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Tonight's keywords/phrases:
01) Poopie cock
02)Acid
03) These boots were made for walking
04) Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease
05) Senpai
06) Something wicked this way comes
07) Invisibility cloak
08) Who let the DOG out
09) Not in the face
10) Magic mushrooms
"The Prank..." The Real-Time Storytime Show [NSFW]
"Rene wanted to break the ice with his oddly quiet, but smoking hot new roommate Samantha. Using acid as a prank has unexpected consequences which will change his world forever."
Word / phrases used in the show were:
01) Storm Area 51
02) Encyclopedia Britanica
03) Coffee with hazelnut creamer
04) Nipple salad
05) Rutabaga
06) Butt lube flavor
07) Cavities filled with blood
08) Cascading river
09) Florida Gators and Jacksonville Jaguars
10) Hang nail
11) Tripping on acid
"It's Go Time" The Real-Time Storytime Show [NSFW]
"Cobra wakes up to find himself not where he remembers being... Waking up bloody in a massive mech is enough to make anyone freak out, but when he finds himself under attack from someone from his past he realizes he has no time to adjust... He must figure out what is going on.. His only link to solving the question is a mysterious talking Pink Poodle..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Keywords provided to me for tonight's show was:
01) VR Headset
02) Artificial Intelligence
03) A Round Tuit
04) Transplant
05) Interstellar Poodle
06) Amnesia
07) Quicksand
08) 300 meter tall robot of destruction and I'm the pilot
09) NASCAR
10) Robot Arena
11) Andersonville Prison
12) Snake Bites (Piercing)
"The Cost of Victory..." Real-Time Storytime [NSFW]
"Jasmine Swift and her Rollerball partner The Edge, have a championship comp where the prize is Canada. Representing the USA, they have to either kill or be killed as they compete against Russia, China, Europe, Mexico, Fiji and a handful of other deadly contenders. There is a lot riding on the line for the champions, besides their lives since the Rollerball league has replaced modern warfare. When she is offered a way to tips the odds in her favor she understands there's a price to be paid..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Keywords used in tonight's storytime:
01) Underdog
02) The sport of Rollerball
03) Chocolate covered salty balls
04) Git-R-Done
05) Gater Dung
06) Competing like Connie Conehead eating a foot long sub
07) Killer weed
08) Yuki the Great Pyranese
09) Relics
10) Nathan's hot dog
11) Cult
12) God bless America
"Dawn of the Villains..." [Real-Time Storytime] (NSFW) - Super Hero Story
"Justice" a seasoned super hero and "The Mighty Redneck" are out on routine patrol, when an alert comes from the mysterious Tower of New York which has created heroes and villains in the past. This time, something unexpected happens at the tower and our heroes will never be the same after..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Keyword used in this episode:
01) Soul stealing sirens
02) Iron man contest
03) Popeye
04) Double D jogging midget
05) A graphene hero costume
06) Lead weighted boots
07) Captain Ass Blaster
08) Devastation
09) Ensure
10) Wonder Cooter
11) Rattlesnake Arms
"Three co-workers learn quickly, sometimes it's best to not snoop... Graveyard shift has a whole new meaning as three co-workers discover their boss is mixed up in nefarious things and they get pulled into the deep-web..."
Keywords/Phrases used in this episode:
#01)
#01) Necrophobia
#02) Big bad bi biker babes
#03) Dynasty
#04) Golden Dragon
#05) Googelope
#06) "Nobody gets out alive, the government fucks everyone..."
#07) Beefaroni
#08) Popeye's spinach addiction
#09) Earthquake
#10) Vile
#11) Speedy Bitch
"Marcus Jones, a semi-retired member of the Death Reapers is visited by a beautiful old acquaintance with a favor to ask. When the bargain is met, he begins the hunt... He slowly begins to learn that the simple favor is anything but that. With the aid of his mystical cat "Misty", Marcus is ready for anything that the darkness can throw at him, or so he thinks..."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Words/Phrases submitted for the show:
01) Butt Scratcher
02) Ramen Noodles
03) Pink Pussy
04) Soul Scavanger
05) Pontiac Trans Am
06) Kwisatz Haderach
07) Bloody Kitty
08) Anal Glands
09) Red Wings
10) Deadpool's Ballsack
11) Death Reaper
12) Masturbate
"Jake, Markie and Margie, have the perfect plan to infiltrate Area 51, and using the chaos and confusion of the Area 51 movement, they actually penetrate the secretive base. What they discover will finally reveal the TRUTH of what has been going on there for decades."
Welcome to the Real-Time Storytime Show by Robert R. Ricks.
This is an interactive story experience, where you the viewer can submit Keywords/Phrases and I will try to tell a story with those words as part of the story.
Words/Phrases submitted for the show:
01) Lightning & thunder
02) Anal Probe
03) Howdy Doody
04) Chuck E Cheese Pizza
05) Headless snake
06) Lolita Island Secret video files
07) Truth rather than facts
08) The truth is here
09) STD Vampirism
10) Agent X watching us from black vehicles
11) All hell broke out
12) Paint with blood
"Logan Stevens has a YouTube channel which needs more views, his agent recommends he do a horror show at a purported haunted mansion. Armed with cutting edge tech and a skeptical mind he ventures into the mansion and what he films for his show will be a true revelation..."
Words provided to me by the viewers tonight were:
#01) Kevin Spacey in a gay bathhouse with an one-armed midget
#02) Wolves, unicorns, & eagles
#03) Hot Ones Last Dab Hot Sauce
#04) Absence of Heavenly Grace
#05) Little Caesar's Pizza
#06) Dragonfly balls on fire
#07) Black pit of hatred
#08) Smart Air, Smart Ass
#09) Ulefone Armor 6
#10) Blue-Eyed Timber Wolf
"It was a quiet night for Agent Miles and Agent Monroe until the call came in. The Earth had an uninvited guest, and it had decided of all places to hang out it wanted to visit a nearby Walmart filled with customers. What was the purpose? When they arrived, they had to make a judgment call..."
Keywords that the users provided me for this episode:
#01) A zebra & Sith lord
#02) Baby tunnel & gravy funnel
#03) Rust colored stetson hat
#04) Gary Busey clone
#05) Chronic illness
#06) Misanthropic douchebag
#07) Plaeidians
#08) BBQ Chucky
#09) Mickey Mouse in Walmart
#10) Leatherman
Hairy Situation FREE Audiobook - From the Real-Time Storytime Show... Printed book available now!
SYNOPSIS: "Best friends Jimmy Lee and Josh Jackson run a salvage pawn on the edge of nowhere, scrapping by what they can. When an enigmatic device turns up and infects Jimmy, things get weird..." "Hairy Situation!" NSFW (Real-Time Storytime)A real-time story made from keywrod(s) given to me by the viewers.
01) Xenophobia
02) Butt in the front
03) Drive In Theater
04) Someone in drag
05) Get your SWAG on
06) Gorean slavegirl of Florida
07) Wheel Barrel
08) Wahooalope
09) Arachnaphobia
10) I can't help it Rice Dick
11) CPAP The Original Episode can be found here for reference: [May 3rd, 2019]
The Book is available in two formats:
The 6"x9" Standard Version can be purchased at LuLu.com for $7.00 The Pocketbook Sized Version can be purchased at LuLu.com as well for $4.25 It'll be available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble soon... There's some special edition SWAG created to commemorate the first in a series of novels created from Real-Time Storytime Episode. If you'd like to help support the show, consider picking up and rocking one of our collector items below! :) T-Shirt Deluxe Double Sided: $26-$31 (Large - 5XL) [Multiple Colors]
Front of Shirt
Back of Shirt
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