SNEAK BLXXKOUT REVIEW - VIDEO

SNEAK BLXXKOUT REVIEW - VIDEO

SNEAK! - Fucking Brilliant Drink!

SNEAK! - Fucking Brilliant Drink!
(As close to perfect a drink as I've ever seen...)

You like to stay up late?  Game hard?  Need something different to keep those eyes open?

I got you man [or woman]!

OK, a little history.  I was scrolling through Instagram or Facebook (Can't recall now, been a while) and saw this wicked bunny logo which caught my attention immediately and I was like "NICE LOOKING FUCKING LOGO!!!!!"

Which you can see here on the packaging.  So right off the bat, these muthafuckas is KILLING it from the branding point of view... And then I wonder, "Hmmmmm is it any good?  Flavor?  Does it work?"

So I order some sample packs and wait.  It arrived faster than shit I order domestically (They're in the UK) and I was surprised.  I tried out the TropiKilla flavor and was like "DAMN SON!!!!  This shit is legit!"

So flavor: DELICIOUS!
Energy: Yup!  For dayz!!! (My three teenage kids will also attest to this.)
Cost: Fair as hell.

Do I like sneak?

Ummm, does a bear take a shit in the woods?  YUP! (In case you were unsure of the answer...)
I buy the tubs and opt in for the shaker for a few extra bucks which is also branded with the epic fucking bunny.  They don't just stop there... No no no… They have a pretty cool website, the hastag for the overall brand is #wearesneak (Which I love!) and I have to say this is about as perfect a beverage product as I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN.  Period.  End of discussion.

Order - Easy
Delivery - Quick as fuck
Price - Fair
Does what it advertises - Yes
Branding - Packaging is awesome
Extra sumthin sumthin… The scoop has the log on it.  The lid has the logo on it... BRANDING is FUCKING PERFECT...

The two flavors I have been drinking lately is the new Strawberry Watermelon and the Blue Raspberry... DOOOOOOOOPE!

I have the hat that I love... And they have a new purple shaker which I'll make sure to snag as well...

 Oh, by the way, I am a fucking geek and LOVE collectible shit... I ordered the Blue Raspberry and then saw (for no extra cost) they had an anniversary edition can [1 of 400 cans total] (Note the fucking crown?  Yeah, they know they are killing it!!!)

I am expecting great things from SNEAK.  I am a proud member now of WeAreSneak… If you want to learn more, go check em out at:

(Yup you guessed it)
WeAreSNEAK.com

You're welcome!

Neuro's Sonic "Energy Refreshed" is helping me push harder!

One of the hard things doing 16-hour days 7-days a week is being alert, energized and productive.  There's a lot of times where I could literally site for an hour with a 'what the fuck?' look on my face not doing ANYTHING.

Not to long ago i was in my neighborhood Harmons and as I was checking out there was a display shelf with 3 for $5 of a brand called Sonic which I had seen before and I grabbed a few and threw them on the conveyor belt and brought the groceries home.  The next morning instead of my normal coffee ritual I tried the Sonic Refreshed.

And then it happened, not right away but in a gradual manner, I started getting shit done.  Nothing like Crack or Crank type intensity, but it was a measured noticeable difference.  Just enough to get going without my normal internal pep talk that I'd do with coffee.

So I was intrigued.  I was curious how this stuff was working when the normal copious amounts of energy drinks, coffee, etc wasn't.  Was it placebo?  Doubtful since I normally don't believe shit works period.  

Looking at the back of the bottle gave me some information.

The marketing text did provide me some base information but I wasn't satisfied, so I went to their website to learn more about the product.

https://drinkneuro.com/pages/sonic

NEURO Drinks... Hmmmm 

Here's some of the info:

"Executive Function..."  Yep mine was working away like it was supposed to.  So placebo or not, so far this shit works like a champ for me and has me snapping up and alert like I got Samuel 'Muthafucking' Jackson waking my ass up!

 I like it.  The taste is actually really good.  Nice little snap to the flavor.  Not difficult to drink at all.  So let's get to the score:

8.5 out of 10

So far this stuff works.  I've been drinking one a day for the last five days and it has been doing the trick for me consistently.

Definitely Angry Jackalope Approved!

The Best Root Beer on Planet... (so Far!!)

Much as the happy Snoopy there is downing a nice mug of root beer, I get all giddy and filled with an unnatural joy when I get my mitts on a nice cold bottle of Bull Dog Root beer!

Here's my video review of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6XXrTNfFk

Score: 10 out of 10 (Yup it's that good!)

Root Beer - An American Drink!

Recently I became aware that Root Beer is an American drink...

Wikipedia lists the description of Root Beer as follows:

Root beer is a sweet North American soft drink traditionally made using the sassafras tree Sassafras albidum (sassafras) or the vine Smilax ornata (sarsaparilla) as the primary flavor. Root beer may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic (but it is usually non-alcoholic), come naturally free of caffeine or have caffeine added, and be carbonated or non-carbonated. It usually has a thick, foamy head when poured. 

And:

Sassafras root beverages were made by indigenous peoples of the Americas for culinary and medicinal reasons before the arrival of Europeans in North America, and European culinary techniques have been applied to making traditional sassafras-based beverages similar to root beer since the 16th century. Root beer was sold in confectionery stores since the 1840s, and written recipes for root beer have been documented since the 1860s. It possibly was combined with soda as early as the 1850s, and root beer sold in stores was most often sold as a syrup rather than a ready-made beverage.^[4] The tradition of brewing root beer is thought to have evolved out of other small beer traditions that produced fermented drinks with very low alcohol content that were thought to be healthier to drink than possibly tainted local sources of drinking water, and enhanced by the medicinal and nutritional qualities of the ingredients used. Beyond its aromatic qualities, the medicinal benefits of sassafras were well known to both Native Americans and Europeans, and druggists began marketing root beer for its medicinal qualities.^[5] 

Since then:

Pharmacist Charles Elmer Hires was the first to successfully market a commercial brand of root beer. Hires developed his root tea made from sassafras in 1875, debuted a commercial version of root beer at the Philadelphia Centennial Exposition in 1876, and began selling his extract. Hires was a teetotaler who wanted to call the beverage "root tea". However, his desire to market the product to Pennsylvania coal miners caused him to call his product "root beer", instead.^[6][7] In 1886, Hires began to bottle a beverage made from his famous extract. By 1893, root beer was distributed widely across the United States. Non-alcoholic versions of root beer became commercially successful, especially during Prohibition.^[8][9] 

I have been a fan of Root Beer my entire life and nothing beats a solid Root Beer Float!!!!  My favorite Root Beer to date is called Bulldog and to me it's as close to perfection as you can get!

Another thing to be proud of as Americans!  MURICA!!!!!!

Jackalope Drink - "Jerry's Nutt!"

Jackalope Drink - "Jerry's Nutt!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJCk3fBQ7MQ

This was a hilariously fun time mixing a bunch of different drinks.  This one came out really tasty despite its horrible name!!!!